{"id":3089,"date":"2026-06-25T12:06:13","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T12:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2026-07-27T14:55:06","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T14:55:06","slug":"walentynki-no-dobra-musze-bo-sie-udusze-%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%8f%bb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/?p=3089","title":{"rendered":"Walentynki\u2026 no dobra, musz\u0119 bo si\u0119 udusz\u0119 \ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Walentynki\u2026 no dobra, musz\u0119 bo si\u0119 udusz\u0119 \ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nagle wszyscy w trybie alarmowym\u2757\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eKupi\u0142e\u015b kwiaty?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eRezerwacja zrobiona?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eCzekoladki w kszta\u0142cie serca?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eMi\u015b wi\u0119kszy ni\u017c ona sama?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bo przecie\u017c idealne Walentynki to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 40 czerwonych r\u00f3\u017c (minimum, inaczej wstyd\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude48),<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 kolacja przy \u015bwiecach za cen\u0119 ma\u0142ego AGD,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 balony-serca, kt\u00f3re 15 lutego ju\u017c sm\u0119tnie opadaj\u0105,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 i najlepszy prezent walentynkowy? Ten z reklamy oczywi\u015bcie \ud83d\ude04 Kt\u00f3rej? Wybierzcie sami \ud83e\udd2d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ja jestem za czym\u015b innym.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za mi\u0142o\u015bci\u0105 okazywan\u0105 nie tylko 14.02,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">za docenianiem na co dzie\u0144\ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za kubkiem ulubionej herbaty zrobionym bez pytania.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za poduszkami u\u0142o\u017conymi tak, jak kto\u015b lubi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za przykryciem kogo\u015b kocem, gdy za\u015bnie na kanapie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Za \u201euwa\u017caj na siebie\u201d wys\u0142anym w zwyk\u0142y wtorek.\u2764\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To s\u0105 te prozaiczne rzeczy, kt\u00f3re robi\u0105 robot\u0119.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie balon w kszta\u0142cie serca, kt\u00f3ry 15 lutego ju\u017c lekko oklapnie \ud83d\ude05<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nie dajmy sie zwariowa\u0107 \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I jeszcze jedno\u2757\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">zanim zaczniemy \u015bwi\u0119towa\u0107 \u201emi\u0142o\u015b\u0107 do kogo\u015b\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">kochajmy siebie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dbajmy o siebie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doceniajmy siebie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bo szcz\u0119\u015bliwa relacja to nie ta z idealnym bukietem na Walentynki.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tylko ta, w kt\u00f3rej jeste\u015b sob\u0105\u2757\ufe0fna w\u0142asnych zasadach\u2757\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A teraz serio jestem ciekawa<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">czy tylko ja mam takie podej\u015bcie?\ud83e\udd14\ud83d\ude03<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Walentynki\u2026 no dobra, musz\u0119 bo si\u0119 udusz\u0119 \ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb Nagle wszyscy w trybie alarmowym\u2757\ufe0f\ud83d\ude31: \u201eKupi\u0142e\u015b kwiaty?!\u201d \u201eRezerwacja zrobiona?!\u201d \u201eCzekoladki w kszta\u0142cie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3090,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[46,45],"class_list":["post-3089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-portrety","tag-pierwsza-milosc","tag-walentynki"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3091,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions\/3091"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/du.m2web.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}